I get up six hours before you do, so I survey the interweb and hit you with a RAM JAM of need-to-know info. Let's get started:
Despite a career-low scoring average of 14.4 points per game, a forgettable three-game stint with the Grizzlies, and a brief retirement, Allen Iverson will start for the Eastern Conference in next month's All-Star Game in Dallas. Guess what? I'm happy as hell for him. Who cares about merit over one year. I agree with Larry Brown - sometimes you vote a player in as a reward for his body of work over a career. Plus, I'm a homer. I love AI and always will. Say what you will, but he had me at hello. Remember this?. . .
The Phillies have locked up Shane Victorino through 2012. According to Todd Zolecki of MLB.com, the Flyin Hawaiian agreed to a three-year contract extension worth $22 million. The extension marks the second deal in 2 days, as yesterday Big Joe Blanton agreed to a three-year contract worth $24million. Now let's just hope we can get Ruiz on the dotted line. 2010 is gonna be a good year. Thrice to Series and nothing less will be acceptable.
Big Baby Glen Davis got charged $25,000 for telling a fan to "Suck my dick!" You can see the incident in the video below. Stay classy, Massholes!
Wade Phillips will be coaching again in Big D next year. This isn't really news, but I just wanted a chance to say that despite the Cowboys beating the Eagles twice this year, I don't believe Dallas will EVER win a championship with the Wade/Romo combo running things. They better pray Jason Garret doesn't leave, because then they would be really screwed.
The guys at The700Level have nice piece on Philly's QB situation and teams who could benefit from our "burden of riches", i.e. having three QBs and only one starting spot.
CRAZY FOREIGNER OD THE DAY: Because foreigners are whacky and unpredictable. David Beckham gets groped by some strange Italian lady:
Despite a career-low scoring average of 14.4 points per game, a forgettable three-game stint with the Grizzlies, and a brief retirement, Allen Iverson will start for the Eastern Conference in next month's All-Star Game in Dallas. Guess what? I'm happy as hell for him. Who cares about merit over one year. I agree with Larry Brown - sometimes you vote a player in as a reward for his body of work over a career. Plus, I'm a homer. I love AI and always will. Say what you will, but he had me at hello. Remember this?. . .
The Phillies have locked up Shane Victorino through 2012. According to Todd Zolecki of MLB.com, the Flyin Hawaiian agreed to a three-year contract extension worth $22 million. The extension marks the second deal in 2 days, as yesterday Big Joe Blanton agreed to a three-year contract worth $24million. Now let's just hope we can get Ruiz on the dotted line. 2010 is gonna be a good year. Thrice to Series and nothing less will be acceptable.
Big Baby Glen Davis got charged $25,000 for telling a fan to "Suck my dick!" You can see the incident in the video below. Stay classy, Massholes!
Wade Phillips will be coaching again in Big D next year. This isn't really news, but I just wanted a chance to say that despite the Cowboys beating the Eagles twice this year, I don't believe Dallas will EVER win a championship with the Wade/Romo combo running things. They better pray Jason Garret doesn't leave, because then they would be really screwed.
The guys at The700Level have nice piece on Philly's QB situation and teams who could benefit from our "burden of riches", i.e. having three QBs and only one starting spot.
CRAZY FOREIGNER OD THE DAY: Because foreigners are whacky and unpredictable. David Beckham gets groped by some strange Italian lady:
EXCLUSIVE RAM JAM INTERVIEW: A chance for my many thousands (or ZERO) RAM JAM fans to have a voice on PhilthyPride.
Today's interview is with my wife. Before we were married, she was like a woman without a country. Having grown up in Minnesota and Colorado, she lacked true devotion to any one sports team. So naturally I brainwashed her into becoming a Philly fan. Today, she does a mean E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES chant! And she wants to make out with Chase Utley, but whatever.
1.) Who will win the AFC Championship Game: (looking up teams competing) COLTS, cause Peyton Manning is the MAN!
2.) Who will win NFC Championship Game: (looking up teams competing) VIKINGS! Cause Favre has sumptin' to prove!
3.) So who do you lik better, Favre or Manning? I can't pick, Manning is more level headed and all american and Favre is a wildman that can pull miracles out of thin air! (Wife LOVES exclamation points)
4.) Question: So, who would you rather go on a date with? Manning, Favre cries a lot.
5.) Would you kiss on the first date? Sure! (Gross)
6.) Who would win a fight in a dark parking lot after drinking ten beers each, Favre or Manning?
Favre, because he's got better facial hair and that always means you win bar fights.
7.) Should McNabb play in the Pro Bowl? No, he will let everyone down like he did against Dallas. (OUCH).
8.) What is your favorite sports show or movie? FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS (TV SHOW)!!!
9.) Chicago deep dish pizza VS. Philly Cheesesteak? Cheesesteak!!
10.) Do you read my blog? I will today!!
So basically my wife wants to make out with Peyton Manning even though she thinks Favre would beat his ass in a fight. But she's down with the Cheesesteak, so it's all good.
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