Remember how everyone was gossipmongering about the Eagles making a bid for Chad Ocho Cinco? If not, refresh your memory here. Maybe if we knew he was a 5 tool football stud (1. Speed, 2. Cool Haircut, 3. Sweet Nickname, 4. Gold teeth, 5. Kicking ability), we may have actually signed him. I couldn't believe it when I saw the video. He can actually kick. See for yourself in this video from NFL.com.
But oh well, Chad Ocho Cinco has to admire the Eagles from afar. And admire he does. Just check out his comment on Twitter.
Chad Ocho Cinco, we know you love our team, but the feeling isn't mutual. We love you in a different kind of way. We love you in the way people like watching old men get kicked in the balls. It's amusing as long as it doesn't directly affect us. So keep being crazy...somewhere else.
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