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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

RAM JAM! McNabb Got Jokes, Jim Thome in Minnesota. And a song.


Because I get up six hours before you do, so I survey the interweb and hit you with a RAM JAM of need-to-know info. Let's get started:

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Donovan McNabb plays role of class-clown at NFC Prow Bowl team's first meeting, poking fun of Vernon Davis' hair and teasing Jason Witten about getting beat down by the Vikings in the playoffs.

- Will McNabb be wearing a Vikings jersey next season?
Google seems to think so.

- At least one former Philadelphia superstar will be in Minnesota next year:
Slugger Jim Thome agrees to terms with the Twins.

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Charlie Manuel discusses pitching changes, depth on the bench, and the World Series.

- All eyes on Tim Tebow at the Senior Bowl. Too bad for him, though, because
nobody seems to be impressed. And where is Coach Reid during this important week of scouting? At home, due to inclement weather.

WHACKY FOREIGNER OF THE DAY: China is FINALLY going to ban the eating of cats and dogs. About time, eh?

SONG OF THE DAY:



Tuesday, January 26, 2010

RAM JAM! Manning Face, Favre, Russians. And a song.

Because I get up six hours before you do, so I survey the interweb and hit you with a RAM JAM of need-to-know info. Let's get started:

- Manning Face. Need I say more?

- For the 4th time this season, the 76ers fail to win 3 in a row.

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McNabb and Romo to represent the NFC in the most meaningless Pro Bowl ever.

- Chase Utley is 31. "He has played in more than 155 games in three of the last four seasons, hiding hurts and real injuries." Sam Donnelon of the Daily News makes the case to
give Chase some more rest this season.

- It's painful to watch this, because I know how it feels:



- Minnesota play-by-play duo call the Favre interception, and they are merciless. TAKE A KNEE! THIS IS NOT DETROIT, MAN. THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL!

- And the Favre speculation begins: Will he play another season? He needs to
discuss it with his family, of course.

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Nancy Kerrigan is in the news again. Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan's brother Mark Kerrigan is charged with one count of assault and battery with serious bodily injury in connection with the Sunday morning death in Stoneham, Massachusetts of the family’s 70-year-old father, Daniel.

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The Jets coaches and players applaud Mark Sanchez. "After [Sunday], I think he's potty-trained now," right tackle Damien Woody said of the rookie quarterback.

- WHACKY FOREIGNER OF THE DAY: Again, from Russia. . .


SONG LYRIC TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT: "I wear my garment so it shows. Now you know."

SONG FOR THE DAY:

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Saturday Snapshots: The Big Piece, The Red Zone, and The Greatest Freakout Ever


This time last year Brad Lidge was perfect, converting 32 straight save opportunities. And Cole Hamels was 11 - 8. But how was the team doing? On this date last year, the Phils had lost three straight (one to the Mets and two the sCrUBs) and were 2 games behind the Mets in the NL East. Relive the misery here. This year we're 22 games over .500 with an 8 game lead over Florida and Atlanta, who are tied for second. We're only a 1/2 game back of the Dodgers for the best record in the National League. So people can worry about Lidge and Hamels all they want, but the reality is we have a nasty team and there's an entire month of regular season ball left. They'll get themselves right for October. So quit whining. Go to dollar dog night and enjoy yourself.

Speaking of Lidge. . .The Phils struggling closer showed up to the park last night sporting a sweet new haircut, which he thinks will inspire him to pitch better. Looks like the buzzcut helped, too, as Lidge pitched a perfect ninth inning, earning his 26th save in the Phils 4-2 victory over Atlanta.

Maybe Raul Ibanez needs a haircut, too. Ibanez has just 9 hits in his last 61 at-bats and only 1 HR in his last 96 at-bats. This is a guy who started off the season by hitting 20 HRs in 56 games - the fastest a Philadelphia player has ever reached the 20HR mark.

Ryan Howard is "The Big Piece". I hadn't heard this, but I think it's kind of funny. Read the Jim Salisbury article online at Philly.com. And indeed Howard is doing all he can to keep this team atop the NL East. He's batting .339 with 11 HRs and 29 RBIs in his last 15 games.

The Eagles preseason victory over the Jags was misleading at best, as both the offense and the defense failed to fire on all cylinders. Of course the big story was Michael Vick, but to focus on his performance - completed 4 of 4 passes for a total of 19 yards - would be a waste of time. Yeah, he played and everyone including myself was excited to see what he could do, but his presence wasn't enough to right the O's miscues, fumbleities and overall flacid red-zone performance.

The Red Zone was a huge problem for the Eagles last year, and Thursday's game against the Jags didn't indicate things would get better any time soon. In their first three red zone possessions, the starters went FG, fumble (recovered for TD), and FG. That just flat out sucks. All last year we had to suffer and watch the Eagles lose close games that they should have won if they could just score actual TDs inside the 20 yard line. Anyone remember the Bears game last year? If not, refresh your memory. I was there, and I never want to witness anything so limp-dicked again. In 2008, the Eagles went 9 - 6 -1, and in those 6 losses they only lost one game by more than a TD. If you take out that horrible Ravens game, the Eagles lost, on average, by 5.2 points. Those are games we could've should've won if we had any success in the friggin red zone. I love David Akers, but if I have to watch him kick field goals from the 12 yard line all season, I'm gonna cut my eyeballs out.

Todd Herremanns, who could be a huge help moving the line in the red zone, had to undergo foot surgery yesterday. I really hope he gets healthy soon and that the O-Line will actually play together as a complete unit before, hmm, week 6?!? Is that too much to ask?

Amid all that, McNabb looked pretty sharp for the most part. His numbers are impressive for three quarters of play - 21/36, 244 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT.

Did I mention the Eagles suck in the red zone? Let me reiterate how badly they suck in the red zone. I don't want anyone to read this any walk away without fully comprehending how much of a problem the red zone is for the eagles. As reported in The Morning Call: The Eagles ranked 22nd in the league inside the 20 last season. And so far this preseason, they went 3 of 8 against the Jags, 0 for 2 against Indy, and 2 for 5 against New England. To sum it up, the Eagles need an answer for the Red Zone. Is the answer Mike Vick? Maybe. Is it Brent Celek or LeSean McCoy? I hope so. Is it Tony Curtis? Definitely not.

In other news. . .

I found a great site called Lamebook that you should all check out. Basically it just highlights all the idiots on facebook. Try and find the post for "Fun Day", but, be warned, it's only for the brave of heart.

And last but not least, check out Deadspin's NFL preview of the Packers. If you can't laugh at this there's something wrong with you.

Oh and here's a video you will enjoy:

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