RAM JAM! Amare Stoudemire a 76er? Plus Poo&Pee Toys!

EAGLES
- McNabb believes Vick could help other teams. Then he went on Sports Center and tried his hand at the studio analyst thing. Read all his comments in this article from Les Bown of the The Daily News.

- Eagles hire former GM Phil Savage as their Draft Consultant. "Savage, 44, spent four years as senior vice president and general manager of the Cleveland Browns." (CSNPhilly.com). Great, we hired the brain child who built the NFL powerhouse known as the Cleveland Browns. /sad trombone. . .

PHILLIES
- The Phillies signed reliever Oscar Villarreal to a minor-league deal on Thursday. "Villarreal, who missed the entire 2009 season recovering from Tommy John surgery, will not be invited to spring training."

76ers:
- Would you trade Andre Iguodala and Sam Dalembert for Amare Stoudemire? Looks like the Suns are desperate to get a deal done.

FLYERS:
- The Flyers fail to land Ilya Kovalchuk. "The Ilya Kovalchuk Sweepstakes ended in Newark and not Philadelphia." (via CSN philly)

SONG LYRIC TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT: "Maybe, baby, I just wanna do you / do you wann do me, do me, underneath the moonlight?"

WHACKY FOREINGER OF THE DAY: Because foreigners are whacky and unpredictable
- A Swedish company is selling Pee & Poo Plush Toys! You can buy them online here at the official Pee&Poo website. I like the Pee&Poo combo duo myself.

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RAM JAM! McNabb wants to stay, Dr. Chapstick, Pillow Brides. And a song.

Because I get up six hours before you do, so I survey the interweb and hit you with a RAM JAM of need-to-know info. Let's get started:

- Donovan McNabb says he will be in Philadelphia next season. Not only that, he wants to be in Philadelphia. In his own words, "I believe in starting somewhere and finishing what you started and my goal is to win a Super Bowl and bring it back to Philadelphia because I think they deserve it. We've given them some great years, but we just haven't been able to finish and I think good things are going to happen pretty soon."

- Despite what McNabb says, DeSean Jackson knows the Eagles brass have a "huge decision" to make at QB. Don't take it the wrong way, DeSean loves him some McNabb: "We have a great relationship. Didn't you see us out there? We're good man. Just know that."

- In what will no doubt be a huge sub-plot in the "will-he-stay-or-will-he-go" debate regarding Donovan McNabb, Kurt Warner is set to announce his plans for next season tomorrow. If he's retiring, the rumors about McNabb wearing a Cards jersey will start immediately.

- In other Eagles QB news, it seems as if the Rams are taking a serious look at Mike Vick. He won't be the starter in Philly next year, and it's doubtful Jeff Lurie will pick up Vick's $5million option.

- Phillies pitching prospect Philippe Aumont was in town yesterday. The team is excited about this guy. He's 6-7, 225 pounds with a fastball that hit 97 mph in the Arizona Fall League. Aumont discusses the comparisons to Drabek and his future wil the Phils in this article from the Inquirer.

- The guys from The 700 Level has a plan to stop the 76ers from sucking so bad.

- Remember when the 76ers were a proud franchise? I miss the Dr. Chaptsick days:



WHACKY FOREIGNER OF THE DAY: A stuttering Nigerian man who can't get a girlfriend announces plan to marry his pilllow.

SONG LYRIC TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT: "Fair Phyllis I saw sitting all alone, feeding her flock near to the mountainside!"

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