Three quick facts to help you find a Giant 6 Year Old in your neighborhood:
- They can usually be found at train-stations or in line at the supermarket
- They often wear funny accessories, like woven belts, magoo glasses, and/or tiny backpacks
- They don't move their arms when they walk
Now to the good stuff. .
Here's "Today's Giant 6 Year Old"
Giant 6 Year Old Report Card
Accessories: Hysterical backpack; oversized belt double-wrapped and tucked into back pocket; Funny white sneakers
Outfit: Short sleeved button down tucked into too-tight Khakis
Haircut: Styled like Millhouse from the Simpsons
Posture: Holding in a number 2
Final Grade: A-
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